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Speedhitch


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There has been a lot of talk about safety in RV parks and while boondocking so I just thought I would share some ideas with all my Dreamer friends out there. If you see somthing we can add to this list feel free to add it....

Speedy



1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
   and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the camp host this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the RV.
Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

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Jim01


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Speedy,

You need to get out on the road! You've got way too much time on your hands! biggrinbiggrin

Jim

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Somebody needs to keep us informed what direction this man is headed! He scares me!

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Doncat


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Speedy when you talk like that I get homesick.... :)

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leno


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Hey Speedy you started my day off with a good laugh. Good way to start. I love it.
Did you come up with that on your own or did you read it somewhere?

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Good one....

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susie/jack


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.......And now we know why you are on the porch with the Big Dogs!!

What a howl!!!!!



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Good one Speedy.
Sort of a lock only works for an honest person.

Since on occasion we go for a day or two to different locations in the area we always want to make sure the reffer is working.
We will put an Ice Cube on a plate in the freezer; upon return we check the state of it.  If it is the same, very good.  If it changed shape and melted and was refrozen we know we had a problem, time to check the contents of the reffer.



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netters


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Great security, Speedy...I Love It!!!

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I think that should be on a plaque somewhere! ;)

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Travelin Duo


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You had us roaring with laughter biggrin laughing.gif
Really thinking you belong on the comedy club...

Off to buy our boots and gear  wink  hee hee
Thanks for a fun start to our day

Comic relief is great !
Thanks Speedy

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Terry and Jo


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Seems I saw a little sign in a house window one day (brick and sticks one) that read:

"This home is protected by a Colt .45 for three days each week.

You guess which three days."






Terry

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pierreandcolleen


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Thanks for the laughs Speedy!

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